...and I know how to make some GUIDs really good.

You know what frustrates me more than a broken tanning booth? Needin' to click four buttons just to get a GUID!

With this app, you can create, select, copy, n' log a GUID with one click!

Don't believe me? Go ahead n' try it out for yourself! Click the button n' paste somwhere! This stuff is fresh to death!

If dat ain't worthy of a fist pump, all da GUIDs you make can be exported to an Excel log file!

...and for all yous whose thinkin' "I ain't never gonna use no whole GUIDs," I got a hot lady for you named Guidette who makes some smokin' mini-GUIDs!